Oh Happy Day!

It's happened
I've got 2 followers!!   Thankyou Pauline and Stacey, you've made my day.

Oh no, a recipe!
I promised myself no recipes on my blog, mainly because I'm not a fan of recipes.   If there are any more than 5 ingredients - NOT interested.   This one has more than 5 ingredients, but I promise you'll love it.

The most dangerous recipe in the world!
Five Minute Chocolate Mug Cake    (Yes, mug, not mud)
4 Tblspns flour
4 Tblspns sugar
2 Tblspns cocoa
1 egg
3 Tblspns milk
3 Tblspns oil
1 large coffee mug
Mix dry ingredients well in mug, add egg and mix thoroughly.   Pour in milk and oil, mix well again.
Cook in microwave for 3 minutes on high.  The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed.
Allow to cool a little, and tip onto plate if desired.

Why is this the most dangerous recipe in the world?
Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night.


Did you know?
The first toy advertised on TV was Mr Potato Head.

Bulletproof vests, fire escapes, laser printers and windshield wipers were invented by women.

In Kentucky, USA, it's illegal to carry an ice-cream cone in your pocket.

The estimated number of M&Ms sold every day in the USA is 200 million.

Business notices

• Tired of cleaning yourself?  Let me do it.
• Half the lies our opponents tell about us are not true.
• Our motto is always to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.
• For those who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery.
• Mr Benjamin Porter visited the school yesterday, and lectured on destructive pests.  A large number were present.

More from my autograph book
This one from my Dad.
"The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed".

One from my best friend's Mum.
"Love a friend a little, love a friend a lot, love your Mother best of all, she's the dearest friend you've got".

From my dear old Grandpa - long departed from this Earth.
"There was a young fisher called Fisher,
was fishing for fish in a fissure.
A fish with a grin pulled the fisherman in
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher".

A couple of "What the" pics from emails

 "Where do you go to my lovely?" - and where do you come from?

Well, that would certainly save on dishwashing liquid, but why waste time stacking the dishwasher - why not just put them on the floor?

And finally
It's great being old enough to get a senior's discount - as long as you remember to ask for it.
It's also rather unsettling when you forget to ask, and they give it to you anyway!